DRIVER: “What is wrong with this guy in front of me?! HE should know slower traffic should stay in the ‘right’ lane! The left lane is for passing and once you get by someone ya move over and ‘stay right!’…man…COME ON ! ! ! !”
He shout loud enough for the guy in the car ahead of him to hear him, although all their windows are up and the radios and a/c on.
DRIVER: (continues) “Come on comeon comon come commON!!!!!!” ‘Come onah!!!’ ‘Guy-ya!!!’ HELLO! The law is clear, the left lane is for PASSING ‘P. A. S. S. I. N. G. P. ASS. I/N/G, that is what i am trying to do, PASSING!!! Come on man!!!! Get over and let others pass, how inconsiderate, breaking the law AND being rude about it AND aggggh!!!! whew…man on MAN! This guy is going to cause and accident! Make me wreck, then i’ll sue your butt cause you, YOU made me do it!!!! You butt, GET OOOOOOOOOOOOOOoooooooooooover!”
Just then the driver in front turns on his signal and moves to the right lane and lets our upset driver pass. As he passes he continues . . .
DRIVER: “THANK YOU *@%/<(#*@! */ *,<>*&%#?!! ! ! ! YOU WERE BREAKING THE LAW, Hello, the left lane is for passing, the right lane is for slower traffic, going UNDER THE SPEED LIMIT! ! ! !”
It was then the driver looked down at his speedometer and he was going 10 miles over the speed limit…but the story has a good ending, it didn’t bother him too much because he is usually in the right and his self-righteous will allowed him to feel no guilt at all for being the one who was really breaking the law.